In yet another attempt to recover from his crustier than Kim Cattrall's clit prediction of a Laker's Win in Six, Bill "Your Digital City Douchehole" Simmons writes one of those "Look I'm Sappy Like Mitch Albom and Clever Like Jerry Seinfeld" columns we'd all grown tired of 4 years ago. No, we won't link to this funk nut's spew, no we won't pretend telling America you didn't pick the Celtic because your powers of prognostication carries real weight. Yep it was your prediction, not the fact that our right tackle was higher than three thirds of Charlestown, that cost the Patriot the Super Bowl.