Found April 06, 2009 on SPORTS by BROOKS: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Zach Randolph

It’s pretty much a given fact of life that Zach Randolph is bad at things. We mean everything. If Zach were tasked to build a car out of Legos, he would end up handing you a dead fish covered in asbestos and lead paint. So when he decided to get sensationally drunk (on a Sunday [...]
2 Comments:
  • When will they learn? It's cheaper to hire a driver for the night than deal with the repercussions of a DUI arrest. Ridiculous story but entertaining, well written article.
  • Hot Damn,all that cheese and you won't pay for a driver,lol These athletes need a swift kick in the a**,what is this chucklehead thinking???
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