Five Guys I Sort Of Still Wish Were In The NBA

Like many sports fans, I'm a big 'what if?' guy. Coming up with scenarios that could possibly happen is usually infinitely more exciting than the what actually happens. That's why I write mock drafts even if I only get four picks right in the first round. Then again, Mel Kiper only got eight right and Todd McShay only nailed six and they seem to waste a lot more time thinking about the NFL Draft than I do. Just saying.

Anyway, long time cohort and occasional colleague, Harvey Bars, and I have spent many a late night in some diner spouting off arbitrary top five sports related lists in an effort to an entertain ourselves. None of these lists have been nearly as enjoyable as the time we watched a ten year old kid try to unsuccessfully throw his body into an Escalade without the use of his arms, but since I don't have a video of that, I'll just share one of these lists instead.