I Hereby Nominate Kwame Brown For "Luckiest Bastard In The NBA"

Just when you thought that Kwame would be exiled to the Euro League (where he rightfully deserves to TAKE his butterfinger ball-handling cuz he's washed up), Joe Dumars comes out of hiding to make what is sure to be one of the many "big moves" that he promised at the end of the semi's. It has been reported that DET has offered Kwame "Butterfingers" Brown a 2 yr deal worth $4m per year. How does he keep pulling these deals out of his ass when everyone keeps thinking he's "done and ready to be shipped out"? I just don't get it. (I think he's trading sexual favors but you didn't hear that from me.)

All I can say to this deal with Detroit is "ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS, JOE DUMARS?"... SERIOUSLY!! Although the deal is half the LENGTH of Ronny Turiaf's who just signed with the Warriors, it is basically the SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY a€¦. For about 1/8th the result.

It's no secret that I have NO LOVE LOSS for Kwame and nearly threw a parade when he got shipped off to Memphis but this is just ABSURD to be paying a guy like THAT, money that he JUST DOESN'T DESERVE.

Detroit is sure to be in serious trouble if THIS is the kind of player they are chasing in free agency. So many people they have had opportunities to get their hands on that would have served them SO MUCH BETTER that they chose to pass on. Exhibit A: BRIAN SKINNER of the PHX SUNS, Exhibit B: Earl Barron of the HEAT, Exhibit C: David Harrison from the PACERS. Ugha€¦.

I am outraged that considering they're in need of a "big man" that they would even consider Kwame over those 3 candidates a€¦ not to mention RONNY TURIAF. I mean, I watch the guy play almost nightly here in L.A. and I can tell you that he will definitely be missed as our back-up around herea€¦.

Only time will tell but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Joe Dumars, although he won't say it PUBLICLY, will end up regretting the decision he has just made to acquire Krackpot Kwamea€¦. Not to mention that the Pistons will probably be a 5-7 rank team as a result of not pursuing the right kind of talent for their roster.


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McDyess is under contract with the Pistons. Brown is a dice roll as a backup/possible starter. The Pistons are by no means counting on him.
Tony Wichowski is a writer for the Bleacher Report and the host of "That's Real Sports Talk" on the Godly Network.

I was out sick all last wk and specifically told everyone if anything comes in about McDyess that I wanted to know. Guess that memo went the way of the TPS report. LOL. Thanks for the insight, I'll fix that right now!

i laughed a little when i heard this, and then i saw he was making $4m a year and i stopped laughing...

like that pic

kwame brown would have a different role, he's a solid rebounder, but 4 mil per year is too much for the small role he will be playing

While we're nominating....I nominate the Mr. Adriana Lima, AKA Marko Jaric

I second that nomination .... All in favor, say "aye"?

Touche! Im Still Wondering What Adriana Was Thinking...Whatever I dont see that relationship lasting that long...



Aye

Aye

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

PISTON FANS YALL JUST PICKED UP THEEEEEE WEAKEST PLAYER IN THE NBA LOL !!!!! IM GLAD THAT WE GOT GASOL FOR EM .. YALL SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE HER AIRBALLS A FREE THROW !!!!! IT'S HELLA FUNNY

as a pistons fan, i am truly disgusted at what i just read

well now i know who to stand next to whenever theres a thunderstorm

Get paid Kwame

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