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Karl Malone has super sperm

submitted by ebsportsnet
19 days ago  |  16 comments  |   Email to a Friend
One of our great buds, Deuce of Davenport has found out some very interesting things about our lovely and friendly Karl Malone. I mean, we all know he attempted to boink Kobe Bryant's wife…and has fathered WNBA Superstar Cheryl Ford. Now after some new DNA reports leaked, Buffalo Bills Offensive Lineman Demetrius Bell has been linked to being another bastard child of Karl Malone. Classy guy. Oh, but wait…it gets better.

When Bell contacted Malone, he was met with this response:

"It was too late for him to be his father and that Bell would 'earn his money on his own,'"

What a swell guy. Father of the year, IMO.
Original Story: http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=461.

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16 Comments On: "Karl Malone has super sperm"

 
1. jason2 , 19 days ago  |  Reply
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The Mailman delivers.

1.1. FIVERINGS , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Was he conceived on a Sunday? We all know the mailman doesn't deliver on Sunday?

2. kinetic , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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lol jason2 =)

3. fr0arenas , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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hum

4. KatKat , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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He tried to get at Kobe's wife? Where was I when that happened?

5. ebsportsnet , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Yea..he denied it...Kobe called him out on it...they had to be seperated. It was back when Malone was a Laker.

5.1. KatKat , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Sheez! You know, it's one of those situations where you realize you don't know these guys, at all. Be careful of who you admire... Poor kid, though.

5.2. FIVERINGS , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Kobe's one to complain about hitting on other women.

5.3. Annt74 , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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i think Kobe n his wife were delusional, Karl made a smart remark to Kobe's wife ending in sweetie or honey, Kobes wife tells Kobe bout it then Kobe confronted Karl sayiny u hittin on my wife?

5.3.1. KatKat , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Although Karl is obviously no angel, Annt's version sounds credible. Besides, weren't both Kobe and Vanessa teenagers at the time? You know how teenagers are, everything is about them.

5.3.1.1. FIVERINGS , 18 days ago
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Darn.......better by lucky Roger Clemens wasn't around back then to steal Kobe's wife.

6. mercedes1 , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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I have one of Karl's kids also. His mname is tiger woods.

6.1. FIVERINGS , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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Well, we knew for sure who Tiger's daddy was.

6.2. Annt74 , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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does he really wear that hat and those boots?

7. theoneandonly , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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This just gives me another reason not to like Karl Malone...

8. Annt74 , 18 days ago  |  Reply
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it wasnt me

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