I love tattoos. I happen to have around 74 of them that make me look like a cheetah. I am going in for the prostestic tail in a few months. My love of tattoos allows me to appreciate English striker Wayne Rooney's new tattoo:
Tatt-Roo ... Wayne's new ink
In case that tattoo is too smal to see, Wayne's skin is made to look like he is being pulled back to reveal the name of his favorite album, Just Enough Education to Perform, by his favorite band, The Stereophonics. Personally, I love his choice of taking his favorite music and turning it into a great tattoo. Before I got the Jaguar print all over my body, I had this tattoo on my back.
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If I organized an party for athletes with terrible tattoos, Wayne would definetly get an invite. Check out who else would get an invite:
Amare Stoudamire - Calling yourself "Black Jesus" may be a bit presuptous. Maybe it's just me.
http://waerthless.com/wp-content/uploads/amare-2.jpg
Lebron James - Jesus disagrees with this tattoo
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Robert Swift - I think that this tattoo is supposed to depict someone dunking. I would be shocked if Robert Swift ever repeated that action in his NBA career.
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Calf Tats:
What sport do you play again Mike Bibby? Is that net made out of Alligator skin?
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Andre Brown - The only way to trump the terribleness of Mike Bibby's tattoo.
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Jeremy Shockey - God Bless America
http://www.the700level.com/images/shockeyeagle.jpg
Mike Tyson - Nothing better than a face tat
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/tyson_2003_with_a_tattoo.jpg
Kris Allen - I don't know who the hell this guy is, but I can tell you that he plays rugby for the New Zealand All-Blacks. Kris, with a K, anticipated his team winning the Rugby World Cup from 2007-2011 when he got this tattoo in 2007. Unfortunately for Kris with K, the All-Blacks lost in 2007 and his tattoo made him look like a huge douche.
at least he never bet 5million on the All Blacks
Vince Young - What does mine say? "V. Young!! What does mine say? "V. Young!!!
Vince Young Tattoo 60 Minutes
Dennis Rodman - This is not a bad tattoo, I am just envious
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Jameer Nelson - Yes Jameer all eyes are on you. If by all eyes, you mean the eyes of 14 Orlando Magic fans.
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Stephen Jackson - Yeah, that's two praying hands holding a glock. I love me some Captain Jack
http://www.sportsbonehead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jackson.jpg
And the worst sports tattoo of all time is….
Melvin Costa - If this MMA fighter's Neo-Nazi tattoo isn't any offensive enough, he also has a tat telling people he has a small weiner.
http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/melvincosta.jpg
Let me know who I missed.
The Angry T
Tatt-Roo ... Wayne's new ink
In case that tattoo is too smal to see, Wayne's skin is made to look like he is being pulled back to reveal the name of his favorite album, Just Enough Education to Perform, by his favorite band, The Stereophonics. Personally, I love his choice of taking his favorite music and turning it into a great tattoo. Before I got the Jaguar print all over my body, I had this tattoo on my back.
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If I organized an party for athletes with terrible tattoos, Wayne would definetly get an invite. Check out who else would get an invite:
Amare Stoudamire - Calling yourself "Black Jesus" may be a bit presuptous. Maybe it's just me.
http://waerthless.com/wp-content/uploads/amare-2.jpg
Lebron James - Jesus disagrees with this tattoo
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Robert Swift - I think that this tattoo is supposed to depict someone dunking. I would be shocked if Robert Swift ever repeated that action in his NBA career.
The image "http://waerthless.com/wp-content/uploads/swift2.jpg" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
Calf Tats:
What sport do you play again Mike Bibby? Is that net made out of Alligator skin?
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Andre Brown - The only way to trump the terribleness of Mike Bibby's tattoo.
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Jeremy Shockey - God Bless America
http://www.the700level.com/images/shockeyeagle.jpg
Mike Tyson - Nothing better than a face tat
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/tyson_2003_with_a_tattoo.jpg
Kris Allen - I don't know who the hell this guy is, but I can tell you that he plays rugby for the New Zealand All-Blacks. Kris, with a K, anticipated his team winning the Rugby World Cup from 2007-2011 when he got this tattoo in 2007. Unfortunately for Kris with K, the All-Blacks lost in 2007 and his tattoo made him look like a huge douche.
at least he never bet 5million on the All Blacks
Vince Young - What does mine say? "V. Young!! What does mine say? "V. Young!!!
Vince Young Tattoo 60 Minutes
Dennis Rodman - This is not a bad tattoo, I am just envious
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Jameer Nelson - Yes Jameer all eyes are on you. If by all eyes, you mean the eyes of 14 Orlando Magic fans.
The image "http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/nelsonj.jpg" cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
Stephen Jackson - Yeah, that's two praying hands holding a glock. I love me some Captain Jack
http://www.sportsbonehead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jackson.jpg
And the worst sports tattoo of all time is….
Melvin Costa - If this MMA fighter's Neo-Nazi tattoo isn't any offensive enough, he also has a tat telling people he has a small weiner.
http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/melvincosta.jpg
Let me know who I missed.
The Angry T
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