(funny list) With a slew of excuses expected to come out of the Clippers locker room explaining why they bowed out of the playoffs, we decided to just get it over with and do it for them:
- Kaman too worried about Sam 'Gollum' Cassell trying to steal his 'precious' magnet nuts
- Maggette too busy plucking eyebrows and plowing through L.A.'s finest
- Dunleavy putting too much emphasis on his two-strand combover
- Tim Thomas's return to his all-too familiar cemetery form...
- Kaman too worried about Sam 'Gollum' Cassell trying to steal his 'precious' magnet nuts
- Maggette too busy plucking eyebrows and plowing through L.A.'s finest
- Dunleavy putting too much emphasis on his two-strand combover
- Tim Thomas's return to his all-too familiar cemetery form...
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