My Mo Story

As some of you may know, I used to work for the Raptors, I started in the catering department. One of the first days on the job, I had to go set up and deliever the food to the dressing room. I was super nervous pushing my little cart in there after the game. After stuggling through the doors, almost dropping the pasta, I hung the immediate left to go set it up in front of the TV. The first thing I heard was..."About fucking time, can ya hurry that up", turning around I saw an, angry, sweaty and naked Kevin Willis, I was already feeling pretty small at the time...but the inevitable glance down made me even feel smaller. Sweaty palms now, I meet the chef in the room and we begin to set everything up. While we are doing that some of the players, couldn't wait two fucking minutes, and were climbing over me and moving stuff around, taking a plate of food, before it was even ready. The worst offenders...Oakley, Willis and Corliss. At that point a young Morris...