SAVE ME GREG--I'M GOING TO THE FAIR

Dear Greg Oden,

I am a huge Trailblazer fan!! So much so that I named my Spring fair lamb after you. He is a fine looking animal that now needs your help to avoid being shipped to the butcher shop after the fair in Central Point, Oregon this weekend in Jackson County. All you have to do is be the top bidder and save his life. Then you can have him shipped up to Portland where you can have him hang out on a pasture in Hillsboro or somewhere close. He's a nice lamb with an easy going personality like you. He has some serious hops!! His brother is named Outlaw after Travis!! Actually, Outlaw jumps a little higher than Oden but Oden is much stronger!! SAVE ME GREG!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! Call the Jackson County Fairgrounds in Central Point and ask about the lamb that Austin Marlia is showing. He's worth saving BIG GUY!!

Austin with his Spring Fair Lamb
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We bought a new camera for the Yard yesterday, and to test it out we decided to film a reading of this post, which in our collective opinion is pretty awesome. All livestock should be named after professional athletes. Or amateur ones. That'd be fine, too. If I ever own a cow, which hopefully I never will, I might name it Stokke. Oh, the irony. So here you go, straight from the Yard: Diana reading, "SAVE ME GREG--I'M GOING TO THE FAIR."

PS: You might notice that I named the video, "Diana and the Goat." That's because I'm a city-kid fool who doesn't know the difference between goats and lambs.


I take my lamb saving very seriously. Do I have to put up with this? I mean, I know it's a small part, but can't we get a better voice over actor who won't laugh throughout the entire reading? Oh I forgot Charlton Heston just died.

why you always gotta HATE!?

:)

All that I'm saying is that, come Monday, if there's an extra set of tasty, juicy lamb chops floating around the Central Point area, you'll be burdened with that guilt for the rest of your life. Besides, don't you remember all the negative publicity YB received last year when the kid from Flint, MI named his baby calf Ikaka Alama-Francis and begged in vain for IAF to adopt him? Francis was so destroyed by this, that he could only manage 12 tackles all season and now refuses to blog.


This post is why I love the yard so much.
ps- my cat is called stack jack.

That is a great name for a dog. And also three-point shooters.

Too funny :)

Oh.... and my dog is named Bo.

After Bo Jackson? Bo Schembechler?

My cat is called Chauncey....Just Kidding!!!

No joke, my cat is named is Kobe.
And the other is Phoenix. My family also own a mouse named Raja Bell.

And seriously, I am not even kidding.


owns* :)

Your cat is the MVP of felines.

good one dewey

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