Shaq's Post Break-up

So now Shaq has all his personal problems to deal with, and along comes Ricky Davis. Davis has been averaging 15 shot attempts a game, which is the highest on the team!! Yet you never see Shaq say anything to Davis or even come close to shooting him one of those death stares. Why? It's because Davis has become Shaq's post break up wingman. Every single guy needs a wingman. The wingman is responsible for scoping out the hot girls, distracting the DUFF (designated ugly fat friend, every group has one of these), and when duty calls, taking one for the team. Shaq has been married for 5 years, and trust me, 5 years out of the game is a loooonnnnngggg time. So all of the sudden, Shaq has to learn how to meet women at the clubs being single? For those of you that don't know, women loves married men, the more unavailable you are the more attractive you are.

I know this has nothing to do with Basketball, well sort of because its about Shaq, anyways, "women loves married men"? Who is this guy? Maybe there's a reason why you're not married and attractive.

I kinda feel bad for Shaq and MJ. F***** Gold diggers! Only do that if your husband cheated on you, like in Vanessa's case.