Found May 11, 2008 on RotoEvil:
Hey, world! I'm Dwayne Schintzius. I am a seven-foot tall Russian who is actually from Florida, and I have the worst mullet in the history of the universe. DEAL WITH IT. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to lace up my size 27 Converse and play some suffocating defense...

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