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Found June 26, 2008 on X Marks The Spot:
PLAYERS: Kobe Bryant,  Shaquille O`Neal,  Erick Dampier
TEAMS: Los Angeles Lakers,  Phoenix Suns,  Sacramento Kings

By now, NBA fans will surely have seen Shaq's impromptu "freestyle" that really puts Kobe Bryant on blast. It was harsh, yeah, but did we really expect anything less from Shaq? I mean, this is the same dude that called Erick Dampier a WNBA player and referred to the Sacramento Kings as the "Sacramento Queens". So, really, was that surprising? That's not even considering his complex relationship with Kobe Bryant. But, perhaps more surprisingly (or not), is that we have yet to hear from the Black Mamba. Well, I was on my daily visit to SLAM and Russ Bengston took it upon himself to issue Kobe Bryant's potential rebuttal. This is so cot-damn funny it's should be considered an instant classic. I only wish Kobe would come out and post this sh*t on Youtube. Damn, Russ... You are a god. The following is taken from Russ Bengston's "Pop Goes The Diesel": Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns Sure-thing rin...
Original Story: http://robbz18.blogspot.com/2008/06/s...
5 Comments:
  • Kobe knows better than to reply. After the Celtics exposed him in the Finals as a fraud he needs to take that MVP trophy with him to Bora Bora before the Association asks for it back. He whined and cryed til he Shaq off his team, saw how he couldn't carry it alone, whined and cryed to get some help, thought he was going to breeze to a title til Gasol, Odom and himself came up soft and were beat down and exposed. Now he's screwed and he knows it. No free agents are beating down doors to play alongside him, he's made his bed and wetted it so bad not even a towel can cover the stain.
    by Brian215   June 26, 2008   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • Amen!!!!! I love the fact that someone has to write a hypothetical response for Kobe. Now write an apology for him for every time he cheats on his wife.

    by RaidTheNation   June 26, 2008   Reply   Options  
  • Hey Brian Hey Raid. Get a Life. Kobe has more Rings than Kevin Garnett. What really did the Celtics expose Bryant in the finals anyway. This just in. Teams lose in the NBA Finals. Why the Hell so much Kobe hate. NOBODY is Perfect..
    by Sportzguy24   June 26, 2008   Reply   Options  
  • Brian, Shaq should have known better than to diss Kobe after his Suns were obliterated in teh FIRST ROUND by the Spurs. The same Spurs that were obliterated by the Lakers. So tell me, who should have said nothing in the first place?
    by robbz18   June 26, 2008   Reply   Options  
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