Originally posted on Celtics Life  |  Last updated 10/6/11
As all of you are well aware by now, the CEO and founder of Apple, Steve Jobs, passed away yesterday at the age of 56. In lieu of this news, I've decided to postpone my original post for this week (My top 15 celtics' players from 96-2011) until next week so that I could properly pay homage to Jobs' ingenuity through satire. The InspirationOn the brink of the new iPhone 5 release, Steve Jobs and his evil twin brother, David Stern, start to conjure up their next big idea. They sit down to watch a scary movie while eating some jiffy pop. Ever the dumbass, Stern suggests they watch the new indie film, The Human Centipede. They do....and neither of them enjoy what they are seeing. Jobs shuts the movie off and flips on Comedy Central to unwind. Little did he know, that South Park was airing a spoof of him and the cinematic atrocity he and his evil twin just escaped. Intrigued, Jobs looks at the schematics of Matt Stone's and Trey Parker's Human Centipad and thinks...maybe it can be done. ...
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