Found July 13, 2012 on PRO HOOPS CENTRAL:
Do you want living proof that the old saying “There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute” is the “FRICKIN GOSPEL“? Then let New York Vinnie introduce you to the “FRICKIN BIG BUST” center Kwame Brown, the true “EL PUD SUPREMO” of the NBA Draft. Brown could be the “LUCKIEST FRICKIN GUY TO EVER WALK THE PLANET” because not only was he taken with the first pick in the 2001 NBA draft, he is still playing in the NBA despite the fact that My Man is absolutely talentless.  The big man now 30-years-old, has once again found himself some “FRICKIN DOPES” to give him a contract as the “Philadelphia Inquirer” reported Friday the Philadelphia 76ers have signed him to a two-year-deal for six million bucks over the life of the pact. New York Vinnie can think of lots of “FRICKIN HALF-WITS” running NBA teams that would be stupid enough to sign him; but Sixers team president Rod Thorn and head coach Doug Collins know hoops. How was that pair sucked into giving a two-year deal to the “FRICKIN BIG B
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