Best places for Ron Artest to start a fight in Houston

Today Ron Artest was traded to the Rockets. Already he's best friends with Shane Battier. No doubt that the two of 'em are hard at work on a list of places to knock skulls and throw fists. But just in case that's not in the works. JPMorgan Chase Tower: 75 floors, 1,002 feet tall, and not a single dude whose ass Ronny couldn't kick. White-collar crime is one thing. Six-foot-seven ballers from Queens are something entirely different. George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH): The ninth-largest airport in the States, baby. Just think of all those asses Ronny could kick. Weary travelers, little kids, oil tycoons. The only downside is that first he'd have to remove his shoes, throw away his bottled water, put his loose change and blingy watch in the little dish, and of course ditch the brass knuckles. Or he could just skip security, go down to baggage claim, and fight people for their fake Louis luggage. Rice University: Texas kicks Rice's ass every year...