C-a-C: DeAndre Jordan struggles through short-term memory loss

DeAndre Jordan: "You are not a basketball. Why am I holding you aloft beneath the rim?" Child: "JE NE SAIS PAS JE SUIS JUSTE UN PETIT ENFANT" Jordan: "Wow, I forgot you are French. Wow, I forgot I know French." Navigating the lockout is a constant struggle when are living with That Thing from "Memento." Courage, DeAndre. Best caption wins instructional "Muzzy" tapes, like DeAndre doesn't remember using. Good luck. In our last adventure: Marcus Banks is considering an offer to play in Lick-tenstein. (That will be 10 comedy dollars, please. I accept PayPal.) Winner, Grey Ghost: Marcus Banks enjoys making faces at his new Brian Cardinal action figure. Runner-up, Kb: Banks: "How can I afford this? Because I've been making the NBA average salary the last few seasons even without playing more than 25 games a year. Thank you, NBPA." NOTE: I think you meant to write, "Thank you, Phoenix Suns and Robert Sarver," s...