C-a-C Past Lives: Two Brians perform the greatest interpretive dance in NBA history

Gotta get  back in time ... Welcome to another edition of Create-a-Caption Past Lives. Don't remember what they are? Then go re-read the maiden voyage for a refresher, ya goof! Obviously, you're intimately familiar with interpretive dance as an art form. You know that it encompasses a wide variety of rhythmic styles and aims to translate specific human feelings, emotions, situations or fantasies through physical movement and dramatic expression. I mean, duh — you read basketball blogs. What you might not know, though, is that on Dec. 31, 2003, moments before the dawn of a new year, Brian Scalabrine and Brian Cardinal came together and gave of their souls. They danced like no one was watching — and considering it was a New Year's Eve game between the New Jersey Nets and Golden State Warriors, it's possible that no one was. They told the story of a great love lost, or perhaps of a wise and ancient king overseeing his great land for the final time before dying, or maybe...