"Oh, don't worry, Professor. I've played with Moochie Norris, the 38-year-old versions of Mark Jackson and Rod Strickland, Charlie Ward, Tyronn Lue and Rick Brunson. I definitely know how to carry the one!"
And then they laugh and laugh and laugh. Yao Ming has only been back in school for like a day, and he's already having the best four years of his life. Just wait until someone teaches him about pranking the dean.
Best caption wins homework, but the fun kind. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Derrick Williams displays a rookie-caliber head-covering game. Somewhere, Kobe Bryant is pointing and laughing while raising a barn and listening to Sade.
Winner, Fanta Pants: David Kahn: "Your mission, Derrick, should you choose to accept it, is to underachieve at one of our four STARTING small-forward spots until I overpay you in the hope of looking like a genius if things turn around. This message will self destruct in five, four, three ..."