Create-a-caption: Fake Jordans

Want to know if your Jordans are fake? Here's a tip: when you put two or three them into a basketball gym, they should smell like leather, cigars and GOATs. If you smell glue or failure, they're probably rip-offs. Best caption wins a free subscription to Pick and Roll. Good luck. After the jump, LeBron dunks in space.Winner, Roger Mason(notes) Jr. = Hero:I'm pretty sure I saw this on graphjam already: those who cannot possibly average a triple double and LeBron James(notes).Co-runner-up, TGkyuubi: LeBron James shoots hoops in his new Nike space shuttle bunker, because in space, no one can hear you scream ... when you get dunked on.Co-runner-up, Keith K:"Don't touch the rim, it's hot!"