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Found January 24, 2012 on Ball Don't Lie:
PLAYERS: Kevin Garnett,  Elton Brand,  LeBron James
TEAMS: Boston Celtics,  Philadelphia 76ers,  Miami Heat

"You know I'm gonna cut you into small pieces, coat you with salt, cook you in a small preheated oven for about six minutes and serve you with mustard and nacho cheese to moviegoers as pretzel bites, right, Baby? You know this, right, Baby? Li'l redhead kids named Philip are gonna eat you during 'Chipwrecked,' Baby, that's my word." All things considered, 2-of-9, four turnovers and a -12 on the night makes a lot of sense, Glen Davis. Hearing that kind of stuff from Kevin Garnett is bound to screw you up. I mean, "that's my word"? No one's said that since, what, Keak da Sneak in '05? That's got to mess with your head. Best caption wins KG's culinary inspiration, which I'm told are just super, super hyphy. Good luck. In our last adventure: Few professional basketball players enjoy a good from-the-rafters sneakpounce more than Elton Brand. Hardly any, really. Winner, Matt: Elton checks to make sure it's not the fourth...
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