Day of Atonement-Sports Edition

Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Like me and millions of others around the world, some Jewish athletes will be spending the day reflecting on a year's worth of sins, and asking for forgiveness. And because I'm here to help, I've decided to compile a list of the sins committed by our favorite jewish athletes, so they know what to repent for. Ryan Braun: He had an On Base Percentage below .300 in the Brewers first round loss to the Phillies. You've gotta do better than that. Kevin Youkilis: He did nothing wrong statistically this year. In fact, he's my pick for AL MVP. But that beard makes him look like a vagina face. How does his mother let him leave the house like that? Scott Schowenweis: One pitch, one homerun, one more season down the drain for the Mets. Way to come up big on the last day of the season, Scott. Jordan Farmar: Certainly he had a nice season for the Lakers, helping them reach the NBA Finals. And he's done an amazing job this summer...