Found February 12, 2012 on FloppingOut: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Carlos Boozer
TEAMS: Chicago Bulls

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Shout Out to RantSports for the pic Tell me that is not one of the most awkward pictures you have ever seen? Last time I saw a picture this awkward, my friend was checking out his mom’s rack on Facebook. I mean what is the point of coloring your head like a the back of a Friendly’s menu? When you looked in the mirror, Carlos, did you tell yourself DAMN I LOOK GOOD? Tweet
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