Do I Miss the NBA? Depends!

Right about now, if the Hatfields and the McCoys had been able to settle their differences (that would be the players and the owners, or vice versa), the NBA season would be just underway.The season would have tipped off after weeks of exhibition games, during which time the Miami Heat and LeBron James would have been unmercifully mocked and taunted for losing in the Finals to the Dallas Mavericks. Followed by an entire 82-game regular season of the Miami Heat and LeBron James being unmercifully mocked and taunted for losing in the Finals to the Dallas Mavericks.The Pistons would be just starting out under their new coach, Lawrence Frank, not long after stubbing their toe on him.Do I miss the NBA?Yeah, the same way I miss a root canal, Vanilla Ice and New Coke.Do I miss looking at tattoos that make a player’s arm look like a 19th century treasure map? Do I miss shorts that go to the ankles?Do I miss the NBA, you ask (or even if you didn’t)?Do I miss wall-to-wall games on Christmas D...