It’s crunch time people. We are in the playoffs and it’s balls to the wall from here on out. No long intro this week fortunately or unfortunately for you, as my body is still trying to repulse the HPV that Tahitian drag queen gave me in Bora Bora. I can hardly keep my eyes open for you, the readers, I would never leave hanging. Let’s hop right into this past weekend’s hit or miss performances.
Charlie Villanueva- 18 points and 4 rebounds. ”My seats are suede my luggage is louie, and every ***** in the projects wanna do me.” That’s what Charles had to say after this tremendous breakout performance. If anyone knows where they make suede drawls please send me the link cuz that sounds fabulous. Should you pick up Villanueva? Probably not.
Kemba Walker- 25 points, 3 dimes and 4 steals. Shocking that Walker’s college game translated into becoming one of the streakiest players in the league. It’s actually not shocking whatsoever. Baby he was born this way.