Originally posted on NBA 24/7 365  |  Last updated 4/8/12

Thank you, DeMarcus Cousins, for getting Blake Griffin and the Clippers good and pissed off.  You really helped to liven up the League Pass on a Saturday night.  For those of you who thought you had something better to do than to stay at home and watch the NBA, you missed a f@cking dandy of a blowout.

It’s almost 3 AM and I’m pretty tired, so I’m not gonna sit here and break the whole thing down for you.  It wasn’t the kind of game that calls for that type of sh!t anyway.  Basically, LA’s mini home-and-home rivalry with the Kings, which they swept decisively, culminated in the highlight sequence of the season…

If Blake is an actor, how would you critique that performance, Mr. Cousins?  I see that you had a front-row seat!

I have no idea how many other dunks the Clippers had in this  game, and I’m not going to go back and count them all, but let me assure you that they were throwing down ALL. NIGHT. LONG.  Six-foot-one Eric Bledsoe had two smashes, I know that.  The one you didn’t just watch looked like a goddamn LeBron James dunk the way he cocked it and delivered.  Blake Griffin had to have had five or six.  DeAndre, Kenyon, Foye… I know they all had at least one.

Although the Kings were in this thing for a while–within one in the second half, actually–they ended up getting completely destroyed, 109-94, and in the most humiliating fashion imaginable.

As for Cousins, who mixed things up with Griffin in the first game and frustratedly called him “an actor” after spending the entire night mired in foul trouble, Kenyon Martin pretty much took care of him.  After scoring 10 points on 7 shots in the opening quarter, Cousins went 1-12 for 5 points.  The first game went similarly.  Cousins had dropped 6 early, but then K-Mart checked in and he scored 2 over the final 40+ minutes.

So, with a defensive assist from his buddy Kenyon, Blake Griffin clowned on Cousins and company in round two of a lopsided (or should I say LOBsided?) battle.  Griffin finished Saturday night’s triumph with 27 points, 14 rebounds, 4 assists, a couple of steals, and countless highlights on 12-15 from the floor.  The circus shot of the year could’ve been tacked on had the officials not negated it on account of a phantom traveling violation.  I don’t recall a single flop from Griffin, but Cousins hit the deck a few times.

Nothin’ like a good ol’ fashioned ass whoopin’, eh DeMarcus?  If I thought you had any shame I’d say you got embarrassed.

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