The Houston Rockets and their mensa GM prepared to make Dwight Howard a max offer yesterday, clearing cap room like Wesley Snipes cutting coupons. They traded former #1 pick Thomas Robinson to the Blazers, then cut vets Aaron Brooks and Carlos Delfino. The moves will let them to make Howard a four-year, $88 million offer. Which, you know, is totally worth it if you want an enormous, won’t-shut-up asshole annoyingly dressed in red. It’ll be like signing the Kool Aid Man.
PS, I’m sick of seeing Dwight’s smiling face on this site, and no one knows what Thomas Robinson looks like. So those are some Rockets cheerleaders for your enjoyment (courtesy of foxsports)
Dwight ***** On LA