How Low Can You Go? Watch an NBA Game on TV with Dennis Rodman for $59

If you could hang out with Dennis Rodman, you would, right? Well for the low price of $59, you can attend the “Dennis Rodman Viewing Party Experience” on Dec. 1 in Chicago and watch the Bulls play the Sixers on TV. Now, this is quite a deal given the arbitrarily-assigned “$120 value.” Here’s what you get: Two drink tickets The right to take part in a halftime Q&A with Rodman Free coat check The “opportunity” to take a picture with Rodman Raffle ticket for a signed Rodman jersey Entry into the Dennis Rodman costume contest Yes, the costume contest. This might be worse than selling your championship ring. Honestly, I have no interest whatsoever in watching an NBA game with Dennis Rodman even if it is dirt cheap. As for the Q&A; simple – what’s it like banging Carmen Electra? Have a good night.. Looking at this picture, I wouldn’t want to be within ten feet of this dude.