Chris Webber wears a size-19 gym shoe. And while I can’t say for sure, I’m assuming that Skip Bayless stands within a pair of size-7 wingtips. Either way, both analysts will be having a tough time broadcasting now that they’ll be doing so with their own feet in their respective mouths.
A little over two weeks ago, Webber had the audacity to claim that Lakers Center Andrew Bynum was already superior to Orlando’s Dwight Howard. The following day, Bayless championed the sentiment, claiming that Bynum was “way better then Dwight ever thought about being on the offensive end and was longer and more athletic on the defensive end”. With each assessment more ridiculous then the last, Stephen A. Smith was forced to be the voice of reason, that is once he was able to contain his laughter. While on air, through gut wrenching hysteria, Smith pleaded with the producers of “First Take”, asking “Why do you allow this man to talk about basketball?”.
Now, almost three weeks later, Howard is proving ...
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