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It's gotten to the point where even I am starting to feel a little sorry for Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries after his 72-day marriage tryst with Kim Kardashian.Back on Wednesday, Humphries was trying to unwind after the Nets/Knicks game at WIP in the South Village but ended having to listen to Kim's current flame.After getting rejected by some beautiful ladies, Kris had to endure more humiliation by having to listen to some Kanye West songs as they blared at the club and sources say that he was a little pissed off: Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire. “He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”Keep your head up Kris but just don't go "HAM" on any DJ's any time soon.
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