LeBron and Kobe: Most Valuable Nike Puppets

Check out this post that ran on TMZ today. Alternate title: "LeBron gets totally owned."Oh snap! Not too surprising, is it? This is pretty much the kind of pompous assery you'd expect from a man who speaks in third person and doesn't shake hands when he loses. The money shot, of course, is the direct comparison dis: "For the record -- you won't see Kobe Bryant wearing a shirt with his individual accomplishments plastered on the front of it during his championship parade today -- he's gonna let the trophy do the talking." (Note the wording "his championship parade." Because it's for him and not the entire team, right?) Uh, yeah. There's just one problem with that slam. Take a look at the shirt Mamba was sporting during said parade:Whaaa...?! Let's take a closer look at that "I'm so team-first" t-shirt.Why, I do declare! That looks like a puppet hand with four rings. Oh, and you'll notice in the parade pic tha...