Found June 25, 2008 on HotNonPorn:
I swear, Michael Beasley is one of the funniest athletes that I have ever seen. If he goes to Miami, he may become the guy to succeed Shaq as the most hiliarious Miami athlete. Now, there are rumors that Pat Riley is thinking about not taking Beasley, or even trading away the No. 2 pick. I see this as a generation gap issue. Beasley is very laid back, but a beast on the court. He knows how to take things in stride. Pat Riley, due to passing time, may be becoming too much like Steven Seagal. He is taking things way too seriously. This is the 21st century, with low intensity conflict all over the world, and in America (in the ghettos). Due to the media coverage and too many people arguing, all that stuff is right in your face, and giving you stress. Michael Beasley is exactly the type of person that the world - and the NBA - needs in this era. Go to the original article and let yourself get cracked the hell up by Michael Beasley and Steven Seagal!
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