Found October 02, 2012 on
The Orlando Magic will miss a lot of things Dwight Howard brought to the court, but they will mostly miss his farting abilities.
Glenn Davis told Orlando Sentinel's Josh Robbins: "The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight," Davis said. "Is his farting ability."
"A great farter," he contined. "He can fart. He can fart loud -- the loudest farts. Silent farts."
Howard is known to fool around at practice, shootarounds and press conferences.
Sounds like Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers players wont know what hit them the first time Howard lets one loose.
BEST OF MAXIM
AROUND THE WEB
Dwight Howard took a huge step in his recovery process as the Los Angeles Lakers center was a full participant at practice on Tuesday.
Click Here To Read And Watch This Article
The Lakers may have made some huge offseason moves, including netting All-NBA center Dwight Howard. On Laker media day, Kobe Bryant flat out stated that despite the new additions, this is his team.
The Heat won it all last year as LeBron James finally won his first championship. Will they win it again this year? Here’s a look at my top ten teams going into the 2012 season.Miami Heat- Last year’s champion hasn’t done anything to scare me away from putting them here. Adding Ray Allen gives them another veteran who fills a need as a lights out shooter. Chris Bosh will play...
You heard about it, now here’s the video of Dwight Howard practicing his 3pt shot.
Somewhere, Andrew Bynum is upset.
Dwight Howard participated in his first practice with the Los
Angeles Lakers on Tuesday, going through a lengthy workout with no
apparent concerns about his surgically repaired back.
The Magic locker room might have a different, more pleasant odor this season now that Dwight Howard is gone, but it won't be without those who miss the way things used to be. Glen "Big Baby" Davis said that the Magic will miss Howard's "farting ability" more than anything, according to the Orlando Sentinel's Josh Robbins. Glen Davis was asked what...
By the numbers: 26. 26 days until the NBA regular season begins. 26(.4) as in Dwight Howard’s efficiency for last season. 26 as in the number of points per game Kevin Love scored last year. 26 as in the age of Josh Smith. 26 as in the number of teams that won’t be on [...]The post 26 Days Until the NBA Regular Season Begins appeared first on The NBA Mistress.
Dwight Howard is sitting out most of Los Angeles Lakers training camp while he recovers from surgery to correct a herniated disk in his back. Andrew Bynum has been shut down by the Philadelphia 76ers for three weeks as a "precaution" after undergoing a plasma-rich platelet injection in one of his surgically repaired knees. Stephen Curry is back on the court, but in limited...
As every member of the Magic filed through media day -- whether it be the media scrum or OrlandoMagic.com's live broadcast of the media day -- the same message continued to come up.
Yes, the Dwight Howard saga was a bit of a distraction last year. But there is no ill will among his former teammates. Just because Dwight Howard is gone, does not mean the Magic are destined...
Now notice, Shaquille O'Neal didn't say smarter, he said Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez is better than new LA Laker Dwight Howard:
What we have now are centers that are going to the European...
Full story at Bob's Blitz ~ http://www.bobsblitz.com
The Lakers held their media day on Monday along with the majority of the NBA. Of course there were tons of questions whose stories will dot the start of the ’12 – ’13 season. When will Dwight Howard be ready to hit the floor, how will Kobe and Steve Nash blend together, are the Clippers [...]
The Sports Bank will be counting down to the opening tip of the 2012-13 NBA season with team by team previews starting with the worst and working our way to the title contenders. There is no lockout this time around so let’s get going.
Dwight Howard had his wish granted and was freed from the Orlando Magic. As a result, the Magic become one of the worst teams in the league...
Soccer hotshot David Beckham went to Facebook where he shared a photo of himself with the biggest addition to the L.A. lakers since ummmmm.. Shaq, Dwight “Superman Howard. The two gentlemen attended the launch of “Sportsnet” which is a new channel(Time Warner Cable) for L.A. sports, both David and Dwight were looking quite dapper, fitted in custom threads. David donned a solid...