Matt Geiger Will Build A Heliport At His Mansion; World Trying To Remember When He Won The Lottery

...then I read something like former NBA center Matt Geiger dropping 20 million to build a helipad on his mansion, and I'm awestruck. Matt Geiger? Did he win the lottery after he retired? What the hell could Geiger have endorsed? Sun-tan lotion for bald people (see left)? What's next? Is Bill Wennington planning to build a submarine dock at one of his waterfront estates? Actually, Geiger did not win the lottery, but received one of the worst contracts in NBA history when the Sixers gave him a guaranteed 52 million in 2001...