Noah Packs 'Em In Two At a Time

According to ESPN.com, Joakim Noah had not one, but TWO run-in's with the law this past Sunday. We all know about the arrest for having an open container of alcohol in public and the 20 grams of marijuana. You know, the charge that according to Noah's father is "no big deal." (Never mind the fact that both are illegal. Joakim - if you need to drink in public, go to the Las Vegas Strip. If you need to smoke marijuana, leave the grass in the house. Because otherwise, it is a "big deal" - would any of us want our employers to find out we were charged with the same counts? Wouldn't most of us get fired on the spot, or at least receive some hefty discipline? Just because Noah challenges Chris Kaman for "Ugliest Man in the NBA" doesn't mean he gets a free ride. He needs to remain ugly and stay out of trouble.) (I think I just set a new personal record for "longest parenthetical.") Anyway, the second citation was issued for driving with a suspended license and for not driving with a seatbelt. "No big deal," right Daddy Noah? No word on if the arresting officer was Officer Shaquille O'Neal.