I was checking out this picture of two floppy-haired bros shooting hoops against each other.And I was looking at it really intense style and then I unlocked the key, which isn't how that metaphor works. But I uncovered the hidden message. I think it's a Da Vinci Code thing, because this picture recalls every era of NBA basketball, except for the 1940 which hardly count.BREAK-DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN50s - non-muscular, light skinned legs, a hallmark of the early all white NBA.60s - unkempt 'power to the people' hair and ineffective headbandery recalls the Summer of Love70s - faux-tro wine and gold Cleveland Cavaliers uniforms80s - too short shorts90s - a center part and five o'clock shadow, ladies00s - pointlessly updated Los Angeles Lakers jerseys10s - this picture was taken in 2010So basically this is the perfect picture for our times. Every true NBA fan would have it tattooed on their back, with the annotations so that it makes sense.The N...
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