Originally posted on hecmanhoops  |  Last updated 3/28/13
Hahahehaheheahe, so Marc Gasol is out indefinitely, huh? Hahahahehaehhae. Damn you, fantasy basketball gods! hecman shakes fist at sky and slams his milk and oreo cookies against the wall. Imagine his former owner is saying something like this: “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? I just cut him because I needed to win my H2H Playoffs this week, whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!? Hmmph.”  Let’s go ahead and put Marc Gasol on the surprise, I’m back! list along with Andrew Bogut. For those of you who dropped him, nothing you can do, the reports were clear, he was out indefinitely with a torn abdominal muscle. I don’t know about you but it seemed entirely reasonable that if the guy has a torn abdominal muscle he probably wouldn’t be able to do things like, oh, I don’t know, jump and put your hands above your head! You know things that are also known as basketball activities. So if you lost him don’t beat yourself up over it. It’s done and he’s gone, move on! If you held him then you are one lucky SOB! Congrats...
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