Found October 23, 2012 on No Guts, No Glory:
Over the years, Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle has turned into a certifiable quote machine that also loses his mind every once and a while. And in keeping with certifiable quote machine ways, Carlisle when asked about the Mavericks’ turnover issues, Carlisle compares them to a sex manual. “We’re doing it every way you can do it,” Carlisle said before Monday’s game against the New Orleans Hornets. “If we were a sex manual it’d be a best-seller.” Well alright. H/T Slam The post Rick Carlisle compares the Mavericks’ turnovers issues to a sex manual first appeared on No Guts, No Glory.
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