Ron Artest Needs a Sex Tape

Telling it like it is once again, Flash Warner sends out an APB to Ron Artest and David Stern, correctly suggesting that the only way to save Artest's career is with an officially licensed sex tape. After his album sold 343 copies in its first week (ha!) and with the buzz around the pending Britney Spears tape, this sounds like a great strategy to me. As long as costs are kept low by using "the low-rent girls that look like Pam from Martin."