Originally written on The Victory Formation  |  Last updated 4/23/13
Bud Light sucks. Duke basketball is the worst. These are 2 facts I have known since the late 80’s. I haven’t had a Bud Light in at least 4,771 days, and I have known Duke hoops was the worst since Bush 1 was in the White House. Shane Battier has made a living over the past decade by playing tough defense, or basically realizing early in his career that he wasn’t going to light up the scoreboard, so playing defense was a good way to keep getting paid. He went to Duke, so I guess he was smart enough to figure that out. He also only drinks Bud Light, which makes me question the smart thing. Battier recently gave an interview where he stated that Bud Light was all he drank and that he didn’t want to switch it up for fear of jinxing the Heat, who was in the midst of their 27 game winning streak. Budweiser got wind of this delivered a truck load, yes, a full truck load of Bud Light to his house. 1100 cases! Battier didn’t even flinch, he instructed the driver to leave it all. Guess what his teammates are getting for Christmas this [...]
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