Shanoff's W.U.C.: Wade, BCS, Manny, KFC

Today's Calls: Dwyane Wade vs. Heat fans, Coach K vs. John Kuester, Orrin Hatch vs. the BCS, Manny vs. Mets fans, Roy Halladay vs. the Trade Deadline, Tyler Hansbrough vs. James Harden, Magic Johnson vs. KFC and More. The Opening Pitch: What do Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, Michael Jackson and KFC have to do with each other? I really don't know, but if you watched yesterday's Jackson funeral/tribute/wha?!?!, please let the rest of us know. Meanwhile, I'm sure fans in Miami are thrilled that Dwyane Wade signed his lucrative long-term contract extension with the Heat in the very first moments after midnight last night, the earliest he possibly could. What? He didn't? What a terrific signal to send to his fans and his franchise that he is committed to bringing a title back to Miami — that it might not happen in 2010, but with him in place as the cornerstone, they can make a run at several of them. Really? No deal? And what a relief that he dropped the...