So This Is What The NBA Lockout Looks Like, Players Doing The Macarena In Russia

… (Source) For CSKA’s Media Day, the team’s 15 players were split into three groups and forced to dance along with two female dancers. AK’s group was asked to do, among other moves, the Macarena and hip rolls. Keep in mind that this group of five is comprised of 3* Olympians–Andrei Kirilenko, Nenad Krstic, and Viktor Khryapa–and the pride of Mississippi State, Jamont Gordon. *4 if you count Alexey Shved, who is definitely headed to London next summer … Not going to lie, this sort of depressed me. Not the fact that the lockout is still going on, I’ve come to terms with that. What depressed me here is that the Macarena is still big in Russia. I want to Macarena. I miss the Macarena. That was my jam. I could Macarena with the best of them. Even in the lockout NBA players have all the fun. PS If someone posts a video of Sasha Vujacic, Anderson Varejo, and Vlad Radmonivic doing Mambo Number 5 I’m going to lose my mind. PPS Why doesn’t Bill Simmons solve...