Tennis is for wussies...

Yeah, I know, mother effers. I used to play tennis. I hated every second of it. Seriously. Every second. What was the point of running around like an idiot, wiedling a snowshoe in my right hand, and whacking a green ball back at my opponent. Today's Wimbledon men's tennis final was something different though. I actually spent five hours of my life watching tennis on tv, and I'll be embarrassed about it until I die. But that's beside the point. You tell me you have the two best in the world at whatever the competition is, unlimited supply of booze, a couch, and a 52 inch HD compatible tv, and you're not going to watch? Liar, I say. Liar.It was Roger Federer against Rafael Nadal. Do I expect you to know who these fools are? No. But Federer was a five-time defending champion of Wimbledon, before Nadal made him his bitch today. Not exactly, but you get it. Five sets. Whatever the hell that means, but it's the maximum. It was nuts, bitches. It wa...