We are the knights who say ... C(eltics)!

Kevin Garnett + Monty Python = COMEDY GOLDNARRATOR: The time was 711 A.D., the Dark Ages. All across the land, men and women thirsted for the heart, hustle and soul of the game. The likes of which were said to be only found in ... the Holy G. Unfortunately, via sorcery and deceit, its whereabouts had been lost. Nevertheless, hope sprang when a warrior king and his gallant knights sought to unearth its secret location. This is an account of their quest.["The Enchanter" (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) and his talking goat appear before our heroes]KG: What manner of man are you, who can swish a basketball like having a cup of tea?GOAT: He's ... a legend!KG: By what name is he known?GOAT: There are some who call him ... Cap.KG: Greetings, Cap the Legend.GOAT: Greetings, King Garnett.KG: [surprised] (Mother ******) knows my name!GOAT: It does! You thirst for the Holy G!KG: That is our quest. You know much about it, Cap?GOAT: Quite! He's seen G many times ...KG: But where do we fi...