Wezen-Ball: Today's WWN Headline by Larry Granillo

Another excerpt from the paper of record, the Weekly World News: Sports Weirdo Shaves Head to Look Like Baseball Sports fanatic Bobby Simmons considers himself the ultimate ballpark junkie - and he's got the haircut to prove it. He shaved his head to look like the seams on a baseball. "It was just a joke at first," says the far-out fan. "My wife was getting fed up with all the memorabilia I keep around the house - autographs, game balls, bats, baseball cards … anything to do with the game. ... "So I went down to the barber shop and handed a baseball to the barber and said: 'Sal, make my head just like this.' " Most of the stories found in the Weekly World News have that immediate "this just can't be real"-stink to them. One reading of the article and you know it's as much of a joke as Bat Boy. With this story, I assume it's fake, but I can't really see any reason why it couldn't be true. There...