What I Learned This Weekend

Have you guys heard of learning? It's cool. Basically, you see, hear, or otherwise experience different events and then you use those events to make yourself smarter and more knowledgeable. I did learning this weekend. I watched television shows and basketball games quite a bit. I also throughthrew a softball. But more important was the learning that I did. Here are some THINGS THAT I LEARNED THIS WEEKEND:-------------Denver Nuggets coach George Karl takes grooming advice from the ghost of former President Gerald Ford.-------------THE REASON WHY JR Smith copies famous celebrations is because if he were left to his own devices, he reverts to acting like Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson from the motion picture EdTV.-------------Using bullet points is a good way of making important information stick out.So is bolding random words.-------------IN THE OFF-SEASON, Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki is the captain of a crab fishing ship called the Northwestern. His exploits ...