What Will Kobe Bryant Jump Over Next? A Kiddie Pool Of Snakes While Paling Around With A Midget?

Oh wait, he just did that. Kobe takes the whole "Mamba" motif a bit too far here if you ask me, and I don't really understand the purpose behind teaming up with Jackass, but hey, it's Kobe. What's next on Kobe's "To Jump" list, homeless people? Since that's been done, I guess the odds are slim to none, though, with a 3-0 lead over the Spurs, Kobe could probably get away with just about anything. You never know...