Worst of the Night: January 12, 2012

Chicago Winter. Definitely Worst of the Night.The Charlotte Bobkittens: Bought and built by Michael Jordan, the Bobkittens are turrible in the turribliest sense of the word. It's like MJ wanted to handcraft a team crappy enough to rival the pre-CP3/Griffin Clippers, only without the benefit of The Other L.A. Team's historically bawful whimsy.Mike: Your team makes children cry.In releted news, Charlotte lost by 30 to the Hawks. The Hawks, by the way, just lost Al Horford for the season due to a torn pectoral muscle in his left shoulder. Yes, that's how manly Horford is. Dude has pecs everywhere. Even in his shoulders.According to the AP, Horford is a leader on and off the court. Which is the kind of garbage the AP always says when a good player who's not a superstar gets hurt. That way, you know it's a meaningful loss even though the player probably wouldn't have made the All-Star team even if they hadn't gotten busted up.Anyway, back to the Bobkittens: Th...