5 Positives About the Patriots (insert your team here) Sucking this Year

#5. Ticket prices will go down #4. Drinking will be more fun and interactive (more yager bombs!) #3 Bill Belichicks vague post game conferences will make more sense. "Certainly, there are a lot of things we could do better but I thought there were some positives out there to work with" (BRILLIANT!) #2 Budwiser may sponser a "real men of genius" featuring the coach. (That's Hot!) #1 We can extend the tailgating parties to the entire game, and maybe even leave the game early to continue. (We'll sleep in the parking lots! Yessssss.) If anyone can think of any other positives please email me or respond to this post, as I am sure I will need more then just five by the end of the season!