It's Monday. For a while Mondays around here meant Burning Questions. Then I got lazy and Mondays were just Mondays, the worst day of the entire week. Now that I've got some time on my hands, I'm going to give it a shot. I might be a little rusty so if these suck, sorry.On with the Burning Questions:How jealous are you East Coasters? Yesterday I was at the beach...in January. To the left, you'll see a photo I took (with my new camera) of complete strangers at Manhattan Beach. Notice if you will the joy in their faces of not being anywhere near the frosty temperatures you are forced to endure. Today, I could also go to the beach and might actually need to turn my fan on because it's 80 degrees...in January.Is it so hard to make your Facebook status a complete sentence? For example: "Jane Doe is Cant believe the Giants lost :(" A complete sentence on that one was a backspace on the word is away from being a complete sentence. Damn you Jane Doe.How do the 24 hour news networks survive when their advertisers are Sham Wow, Mighty Putty and the Loud N Clear? By the way, I was just on the Loud N Clear web site which has informed me that if I buy one I will get one free. I'm told this package of two earpieces that will allow me to hear my bingo numbers being called and the group of women in the corner talking about me for just $19.99 is worth $100. In these tough economic times, who is giving the ok on an $80 price cut to the American public?Speaking on infomercials, what did Billy Mays have to do to convince someone to jump out of a plane with a parachute that was being held together by the "Mighty Mendit"? Why isn't Billy Mays doing Just For Men commercials, there is no way any man his age should have a beard that black.Is it safe to say that if you haven't made plans for your Friday night activities by the time Dateline comes on that you aren't going to be going out?I love Confessions of a Teen Idol, but I am wondering were they a tad bit loose with the interpretation of the phrase "teen idol"? Looking at you Eric Neiss.Who do I want to lose the NFC Championship more? If the Eagles get knocked out we won't have to hear for two more weeks about what a good idea it was to bench Donovan McNabb but if the Cardinals get knocked out the odds of us having to see Kurt Warner's ugly wife on our television screen drops to zero percent. Hmmmm.