Cowboys newest aquirements! breaking news...

The Dallas Cowboys have just signed every free agent football player and traded for every pro bowl player....ever. Thats right guys. They have signed in the last ten minutes, Pacman Jones, Larry Fitz, Anquan Boldin, Roy Williams, Superman, and God himself. And Ive just heard a rumor that Jim Thorpe is gonne be returning kicks this season. They also will be coached by Tom Landry again with assistants Lombardi, Halas, And Paul Brown. But unfortunately this still doesn't gaurantee a championship, just more bandwagon fans...good luck rumor mills.
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11 Comments On: "Cowboys newest aquirements! breaking news..."

 
umm, ok.

And you thought Philly was going to sign all of those people. Shame on you.

i forgot chad johnson. Sorry I was just so darn sick of the constant rumors flowin through this joint. People are really getting bored this offseason and the football BS is just getting deep.

You forgot Chad because we signed him.

Aquirement isn't even a word. Should be acquistions idiot.

hey you read it. what is this grammar school? did I fail?

ur full of it

You didn't fail but you are once again making us look like the morons everyone thinks us to be. Thanks for setting all eagles fans back 100 steps.

LMAO!!!!

this was kinda how it was for the eagles before FA started haha

that was actually kinda funny made me laugh

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